Anyone? Anyone A'tall?

Does anyone else out there need to get laid? Cuz I'm getting that itch that needs to be scratched. In a VERY certain way. I'm starting to resemble a cat in heat, wanting to rub and lean into hands and fingers. Rubbing my cheeks against a bristly chin. Rolling on my furry blankets. I need to arch my back and twitch my tail. Scratch that, I don't have a tail. Ummm, I want to yowl. I want to nuzzle a neck and press hard against somebody.

Yeah, it's gettin' about that time.