The Friendly Skies
First of all, if you are flying into Minneapolis, make sure to get yourself one of those mini bottles of vodka or whatever. Oh, and declare it to your cabbie. Cuz that way, you'll be pretty damn sure you won't be givin' your money to a Muslim.
On the other end of the spectrum, I think we should ALL do this and piss them TSA people right the fuck off. Buncha sensitive muthafuckers, aren't they? Freedom of speech, people, it's just freedom of speech.