tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-153586512011-04-21T11:38:30.509-07:00Be warned: I love to drop the f-bomb and rant, bitch, and moan about people, places, and things. I am who I am and if you don't like it--FUCK OFF!LLnoreply@blogger.comBlogger15451100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1160533175152193552006-10-10T19:15:00.000-07:002006-10-10T19:19:35.153-07:00

Ya'll are missing all the fun over at the new Chromed Curses site!!AND I've launched a girlie bitch blog. Multiple writers that will have a place to vent about their men and men in general. Too fun! And yes, I'm taunting those few of you who either haven't figured out how to find me or are too trepidacious to email me for the url. C'mon, I MISS you guys!

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I know some of ya'll don't want to email me for fear of revealing your real names or email addresses or whatever. So most sidebar links have been changed at the sites that I visit the most (my friends) and you can surf to their places and then on to the new one.Otherwise, I can still be reached at LL@chromedcurses.comOR, if you are really clever, you can figure out where I am from the email

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159972586567709042006-10-04T07:35:00.000-07:002006-10-04T07:55:49.363-07:00

I might as well go ahead and stop cross posting here. If you want the new url, email me at LL@chromedcurses.com

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I am not going to generalize here and apply these thoughts to all men. But there are quite a few of 'em out there, and so I want to discuss this topic.Why do certain men think that once you marry them, they (and if they have kids, them too) are supposed to be the totality of the woman's life and focus? Why are their women not allowed to have hobbies or long lunches with girlfriends or SOMETHING

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This is fixed. Comment away if you know where to find it!!There are issues with comments at the new site. Please comment at the blogger site until all the problems are fixed. Thanks.

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I needed to do some quizzes.Elect LL!I'm the lesser of two evils'What will your campaign slogan be?' at QuizGalaxy.comLL throws cream pie at Michael MooreWho then devours it and asks for more'What will your Headline be?' at QuizGalaxy.com

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Read about this soldier deployed in Iraq.James, a six-year veteran of the Wichita Police Department, will be presented with his award once he returns from Iraq.In his nomination for the award, police said James was credited for not letting his being "in the middle of a war zone, in another country and a nine-hour time difference" keep him from helping a domestic abuse victim in the city he has

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159892379779491482006-10-03T09:18:00.000-07:002006-10-03T09:19:39.853-07:00

I am SO loved!!Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day.Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend, just as I'vedone.I don't care if you lick windows, interfere with farm animals, voteliberal or occasionally shit on yourself.......You hang in theresunshine !!!You're fucking special!!!!!!!!!

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Does someone want an overly melodramatic Drama Queen 4 year old boy?Scene: I'm in the bathroom fixing my hair. Because it's so curly, I have a spray bottle set to mist that is full of water. I use it to control the frizzies. Anyway, Nature Boy is runnin' around in his fire-engine red underpants and not getting dressed.Me: "Get DRESSED!"Little Monkey is completely ignoring me and standing

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159875071546134802006-10-03T04:26:00.000-07:002006-10-03T04:31:11.596-07:00

Alrighty, I have a buddy that I call the Cowboy. Some of you longtime readers know who I'm talkin' about. He's a country singer with a band called Lawless.Anyway, he's been working really hard to get his band some recognition and airplay. Lawless is in a little competition at the local radio station and if they can win 4 weeks in a row, they can get radio airplay. Ya'll help me out and him

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159872842845559942006-10-03T03:38:00.000-07:002006-10-03T03:54:02.940-07:00

The kids were killin' me last night. And not in a good and funny way like they usually do. They were on my last. frikkin'. nerve.First, I'm in the garage having a smoke. I hear my little man bawlin' and squallin' through the door. Oh yeah, he did something to himself. Since my daughter didn't start freaking out and come get me, I knew that it was NOT a life threatening boo-boo, whatever he

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159815512620069322006-10-02T11:57:00.000-07:002006-10-02T11:58:32.660-07:00

Oh yes, I have one of those Mommy Voices. I was talkin’ to SK the other morning/afternoon and my Little Man was harassing the shit outta me for some cereal. Ok, he had eaten a TON of food already, but I got him a big bowl of cereal and had him sit down at the table. Not even 5 minutes later, he comes into my room and tells me he’s full. He ate maybe ONE bite.I told him to go sit down and

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159807674551111752006-10-02T09:32:00.000-07:002006-10-02T10:01:04.456-07:00

Sometimes I like the Office Drama. It amuses me.So today's big thing is a continuation of the same old shit. Mary took it upon herself to go down to the other end of the building. She hung out there chitchatting and gabbing for about 40 minutes.Kerri, here at this end who has been covering Mary's work and making sure the bosses don't really know that Mary has the potential of falling

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159797856212210272006-10-02T06:59:00.000-07:002006-10-02T07:04:16.246-07:00

Wow! SK directed me towards this blog and this post in particular.People, this is one of those once-in-a-lifetime chances to read and understand the inner workings of Gitmo and the conditions under which our troops work. This is a multi-part interview with a nurse who dealt with the terrorists being held in the detainment facility.You guys need to bookmark this site and follow the posts. I

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159754292004981222006-10-01T18:55:00.000-07:002006-10-02T04:13:58.343-07:00

Well, I almost have that other one done. But I have to do a "blog suicide" on it and a few other things and then I'll be done. The big deal is getting ALL of my archives over and getting my haloscan comments put in also. That's why I have to delete all the previous posts first. Hopefully that won't totally fuck up what I've done so far.I'll leave the url here until tomorrow morning so whoever

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I have spent hour upon hour upon hour on the friggin' code at the new site. To no avail and to my everlastin' frustration! My head is ready to split and spill the gray goo.The Big Monkey has learned the joys of chat with her friend. I am monitoring that situation closely and vigilantly.The Little Monkey...well, he just jumped up here on my bed, ripped a fart, and proclaimed, "I'm a little

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159629399249450012006-09-30T08:13:00.000-07:002006-10-01T19:02:27.300-07:00

Ok, I'm gonna take a chance here that some weird search thing that my sister may do will end up with her coming here, but ya'll HAVE to address Baby Bane's cards to [deleted]They are giving me a rash of shit about it and told me if he's over 18 then he needs to come in and fill out paperwork to approve his mail to be sent to my box and yadda, yadda, yadda. I explained that he is in IRAQ and

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159628101286566142006-09-30T07:47:00.000-07:002006-09-30T08:01:01.363-07:00

I am doing a crash course in Wordpress and how the themes and code all fit together. I got ONE basic thing done on the new site. But I'm learning. And it may get ugly before it gets pretty, but I'm getting there. One bit at a time.I want to thank Cpl M for all of his patience and kindness in helping me with all of this. I have been extremely difficult and recalcitrant because I want things

LLnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15358651.post-1159573859952521962006-09-29T16:49:00.000-07:002006-09-29T16:51:00.016-07:00

Me talkin' to my little man..."You DA BOMB! Da Man!!"His reply..."You DA MOM! Da Girl!!"

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First of all, if you are flying into Minneapolis, make sure to get yourself one of those mini bottles of vodka or whatever. Oh, and declare it to your cabbie. Cuz that way, you'll be pretty damn sure you won't be givin' your money to a Muslim.On the other end of the spectrum, I think we should ALL do this and piss them TSA people right the fuck off. Buncha sensitive muthafuckers, aren't they?

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I'm feeling a little better.The big clue for me was when our HOT Culligan man came in here and I just wanted to jump on him and lick his bald head. The tats peekin' out under his sleeves did me IN.

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Don't them girls know that they gotta get the pics taken so that their faces DON'T show?That's rule one of posing for nekkid pics.Rule 2...DON'T let your commander find out. Damn.

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The years teach much which the days never knew. ~Ralph Waldo EmersonSo I'm browsing my sitemeter and come across this young pup. Exceedingly young. Overwhelmingly young.And yet her sidebar reflects grumpy, white, semi-old charming and youthful men.Interesting.

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This first one is from K.How did you go about going to college? I gathered from previous posts that it was a little later in life. Why math? And, did people try to talk you out of that major?About 2 years after my daughter was born (I was around 28 or so), we moved from a crappy ass apartment to the house I live in now. We were homeowners. That, in itself, is a miracle of amazing proportions, but

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Last year I donated a small sum of money to the Wisconsin Fraternal Order of Police. I like to do that once in a while when I have the funds. But I currently do not have any excess money. I have received 3 calls in the past two weeks, the last one being about 3 minutes ago."Sir, I don't understand how else to say this. I CANNOT donate to you this time. I am BROKE. Do you understand me? I

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firebomb?And all you nature lovers can kiss my ass on this one. That whole property would be set aflame if I owned it.

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The soup, cough meds, and orange & spice tea with honey. That's what I'm up to right now.I may call in tomorrow too. I am barely functional and so I can't really be workin' with numbers. I think that would fuck things up, don't you?Like I said before, I'll be in and out of here, but the posting may suck ass for a while.I do owe a few thanks to some donators to the birthday fund. I'm going to

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I came home early from work today and I've been resting. I appreciate all the emails and advice on how to get better.For the next several months, ya'll may notice that I'm not as chipper as I usually am. I'm pretty sure I have what is known as SAD. Seasonal Affective Disorder. Almost all of my life, I get very down and sleepy in the fall and winter. I wrote a bit about this last year and

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I can't seem to kick this cold I have and that, combined with my yearly Hibernation Mode is making for a sluggish and useless me. I've gone to bed between 8 and 9 every night this week, but it doesn't make much difference. I wake myself up with the coughing 2 or 3 times during the night. I am extremely apathetic about things right now, so the posting will probably be spotty, at best. Even the

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Well, when I left work, I was planning on coming home and sleeping for a couple of hours cuz the Ex has the kids. But the weather was glorious and I pondered riding my bike. Then I got home and thought I should go ahead and trim back the tree so I don't put an eye out next time I mow. I settled on doing that last thing. Cut back the branches and now my tree looks much better.Then I thought,

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Well, another radio question that was strange and very titillating. Oooooo, good word. Anyway, would it be WORSE if your spouse or significant other left you for someone of the same sex?Some people called in who actually had this happen to them or they had done it themselves. They were VERY interesting calls.So, what do you think? Would you be more pissed/hurt/whatever if your wife left you

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Is it weird that in a company, even the owners and the president join in the football pool?I don't do that pool. Never have, never will. I have very little interest in professional sports. I just find it amusing that one of the owners occasionally will gather up the slips and money down here at this end when he's headed to the other end of the building.I doubt you'd find that kind of situation

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It has been useless today. I shall be moving soon, but not soon enough...stupid blogger. So I'm going to try to write everything in one post before the stupid servers crap out again.-------------------------------------------Livey is probably already on her way to get a girlie bit snipped out, but ya'll keep her in your thoughts today.-------------------------------------------Something I

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I shall not attribute my current peevishness to hormones since it offends some men's sensibilities. So I will just say I am moody, verging on tears a lot today, grumpy, angry, and just all around discombobulated. For no reason. Nope, none at all.My girlishness is giving me fits and starts today because yet another young pup is headed off soon and it bothers me mightily. If you should dare to

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Racist RevvingA driver in Scotland was arrested and spent two days in jail after being accused of revving his engine in a racist manner in front of a Libyan couple, according to the Sunday Mail.Prosecutors eventually dropped the racism charges, but charged Mechanic Ronnie Hutton, 49, with breach of peace.An off-duty police officer complained that Hutton was trying to intimidate a couple that was

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I'm gonna take ya'll on a trip down an ugly path in our nation's fashion history. Do you remember those baggy pants in the late 80s? Not the Hammer pants, but the ones that were kinda like them and came in crazy colors and patterns. Jim McMahon used to wear them a lot. The ones I recall the most were the green and gold tiger striped ones that always remind me of the Packers. Are ya'll

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...they're not just for cats anymore.The Ex said he caught the Little Monkey markin' his territory.The Ex has gotta get a whole new load of litter cuz the cat ain't steppin' back into THAT box again until it's Little Boy Scent Free.When asked why he peed in the litterbox...well...cuz the cat did it!! Glad we got that straightened out.

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I got up this morning and was just "blah." Not good, not bad, not anything at all. Put the dog out on her lead, in the freezing cold I might add (40 degrees), ran the coffee pot, and checked emails.I was happy to see some in my box considering I had 2 or 3 all day yesterday. Yesterday was a weird one. I think because SK is otherwise occupied, I was feeling neglected. Eventually, I prodded

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The other night I handed my son a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup. They are absolutely our all-time fave in this household.His reaction before even cracking open that familiar orange package?"Ohhhh, oooooo, eeeeeeee, ohhhhhhh!!"Now THAT, I can totally agree with.

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Regardless of how sick I am, I HAD to mow the lawn. The weather forecast said rain for 3 days and it is sunny and glorious and 64 degrees. So I have inhaled copious amounts of grass clippings and sweated and earned myself a boo-boo.I have a very little tree in my front yard. It has low hanging branches and I was ducking under them as I mowed around it.Big Mistake.There was one branch. It was

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I haven't done much today.Well, I take that back. I took my daughter to get the highlights she wanted and the little man got his usual buzz cut. Total bill? 65 FREAKIN' dollars!! I almost had a fuckin' heart attack. On top of that, the process for just the highlights took a little over 2 HOURS. Fuck, that just sucked all around. At least the highlights look lovely on my daughter. The

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You know, a lot of us mommies and daddies sweat the details. We want our kids to grow up to be good, productive, and loving people. We work hard to boost self-esteem, teach right from wrong, feed the kids as healthy as we can, and cry at night when we have a set-back or perceived failure. We love our children beyond belief.And then I read news stories that show how the opposite can be true and

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They just don't get it, do they?I read this story about how they EDIT Veggie Tales on NBC so that they don't reference God except in a historical context.WTF?!?That's the whole POINT of Veggie Tales!! To show a loving and forgiving God who gives us guidelines to live by and millions of mommies and daddies buy these movies just for that reason. Stupid NBC is trying to say that their broadcasting

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So I was supposed to meet my friend J for lunch tomorrow but her mom is having a birthday party for her stepdad and needs help. J said I could come too. I'm still meeting Michelle, of the Sex Toy Party fame, for lunch and then we'll see what happens afterwards. I had to make sure that J's mom had the booze first though. I recall a certain Thanksgiving dinner where I got ripped....Anyway, so

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Damn freaks.If I'm the best dressed and least scary lookin' person in the Wally World Supercenter, there's just somethin' WRONG. I went to go get some clothes for the kids to keep at their dad's house. I'm getting tired of packing an overnight bag when he has dressers and stuff. So I'm wandering about, seeing the usual detritus of humanity with their shrieking children and the really, REALLY

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DAMN, I love that guy.Me and Seattle E would watch him when she lived with me in Germany. We'd either watch him on SNL or his videotaped stand up routines. She'd get about 60% of his stuff and I'd get about 75%. But she'd understand the references I didn't and I would understand the ones she didn't so between lots of explaining to each other, we'd understand his whole gig. We'd veg on the

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I love the Great America here near me. They have that FrightFest every October and it's usually a big hit.Well, you know, it gets cooler and whatnot around here, so they try to drum up business towards the end of the season. Six Flags has come up with a way to get people in the door. And you get to move to the front of the line too!Eat a LIVE hissing cockroach.Uh-huh. Like THAT'S gonna happen.

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We'll start with K's question since it is so timely:Does your family read your blog? If so, which members, and what do they have to say? Especially about the sex parts.Let me give you some background first. My mom has dug around in my business all of my life. I've written before about how I had to move in the 4th quarter of my junior year in high school. The reason we moved is NOT because we

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I need a manly man. A SINGLE manly man to take care of me while I'm sick. Who can put up with my whining, bitching, snotting, and coughing. Who will cook me homemade soups and will tuck the blankets around me. Oh, and who is willing to mow my lawn.I promise I'll make it worth your while when I feel better!*pssstt* Look for the hidden pic!

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I read this story and I'm just sad. Sad for the victims. But those assholes who do what they are doing...well, there is NO justification and they will get theirs.I found this story from 2 weeks after 9/11. I guess it was an attempt to keep us non-Muslims from freaking out on Islamic nations (not that it stopped us any).But the Koran also states in Chapter 2, Verse 190: "Fight in the cause of

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You know, I have been wanting to write this post for a while now. But I hate that whole thinking THEN blogging thing. I just blog. But I do want to point out some things and maybe you can make your own decisions on who you should be buying gas from and who you should be supporting with your money and business.First are some articles for you to read. One is about how the stupid Muslims think

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Hey, I just read this and I'm happy! I never got to take physics and I would LOVE to be able to have college level material to peruse. Ya'll remind me to look into that when I have time, ok?

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I think I may be getting sick. I woke up this morning and was quite out of it. The first 10 minutes were spent just zoning out. I even considered going back to bed for another hour. Just feelin' burnt out.And I had that weird sinus thing going on. You know, where it almost feels stuffy but after a few minutes of that feeling and some crackling sounds, it goes away. That happened too.Now I'm

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di‧plo‧ma‧cy  /dɪˈploʊməsi/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[di-ploh-muh-see] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation–noun1. the conduct by government officials of negotiations and other relations between nations.2. the art or science of conducting such negotiations.3. skill in managing negotiations, handling people, etc., so that there is little or no ill will; tact: Seating

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I took the Little Monkey to the library and grocery store while the Big Monkey finished a project she has due tomorrow at school. Came home, fed the kids, straightened up a little and checked email in between stuff. Just doing those few errands after work, plus eating a salami and ciabatta bread sandwich has put me over into somnolence.I'm headed off to sweet slumber.Oh, and a cool book from the

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Listen to what they have to say!!And Bane, look away, honey. You will have nightmares if you don't!!Click to see Video

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Rubi-Nava is expected to appear in court later Wednesday and also has an immigration hold filed against him, Weaver said.As an added bonus:The bill wouldn't actually provide any funding to cover costs of the total of 700 miles of fencing and other barriers it would require to prevent Mexicans from entering the country illegally.

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I was listening to the radio this morning and one of the stations I listen to has this "Would You Rather Wednesday." It gives you two choices and then they poll the readers.Today was an interesting one.If you had to choose who would die, would it be your spouse/significant other OR your best friend?One of the deciding factors cited by listeners for NOT letting the spouse die and letting the best

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I just noticed my archives are all jacked up because of the move. Be patient.

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Evilicious asked me if she was a lib.First of all, I just gotta say that it's kinda sad that the bad guys to me and my group are the libs. And the rest of us are bad guys to them. Remember when there was a time that the admonishment was don't discuss politics or religion in groups or at the dinner table? It's interesting that Islam has pushed us to abandoning that philosophy. And if you don't

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*zoom* My four year old zips past me.Mom: Hey, cutie-tootie!!Son: Hey, fresh and fruity!!

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Damn, I'm freezing my ASS off.Remember when I had that gas smell in my house when my parents were here? And I turned the gas off to the furnace, just in case? And I need to get my funace inspected for the winter season?It currently feels like 36 degrees (with wind chill) outside the house and about 68 degrees inside the house.And no furnace running.I'm cold.

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So I spent the money, got the space, and bought 2 domain names. I'll get ya'll sent along to the right place once shit is set up on the other site in a day or two, m'kay?It is very weird to me to have this thing set up so that I will have email addresses with my blog name. What? WHAT? I can have email with my BLOG NAME in it? Ohhhhh, the geekiness of it all!But I have to tell you...when I

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So my sister T has started a blog on blogger. Ummm, I'm gonna move my shit. It may take me a few days, but I'm moving off this service to my own domain. I don't want her friends hitting that "Next Blog" button and finding me. That would be sooooooo, so bad.That's just a heads up to you guys. I'll let you know where to find me, but at least I can get my pic off this site and somewhere else,

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Read this article through to the end and tell me if there isn't one completely FUCKED UP fact that makes me want to scream with frustration at our justice and immigration systems.

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...but why isn't HE being called a RACIST?!And where is the MSM on this story?

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My company has these outings twice a year. One bowling in the winter and one golfing. The golf one was last weekend.Let me ask you something...if you have a major back problem, enough so that you miss all kinds of work and have to get shots and shit IN your back...would you golf? All day?There are some stupid-ass people.

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It's strange to look at my daughter and see her growing up. She has been harassing me to get highlights in her hair, and since the lower part of her hair is sunbleached, I'm giving in to have a FEW streaks put in the upper part. She's so girlie. And very excited. Today, she was wearing camouflage pants, a couple of t-shirts/tank tops layered, and a pink Harley bandana with rhinestones on her

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HIS APARTMENT HAD BOMB-MAKING MATERIALS?!? (Scroll down to "Explosive Evidence?") Uh-huh. Nice of the AP to share out that little bit waaaaaaaaaaay down in the article, right?---------------------------------------So the military has had an AP reporter in custody since April. And the AP is not happy about it. I find the last couple of paragraphs to that article telling:In its own effort to

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Hey, do you guys remember any cartoons where someone has drownded and a 4 legged dog, and by this I mean a cartoon dog who walks on all 4 feet like Pluto versus a 2 legged one that walks upright like Deputy Dawg, this 4 legged dog raises up and slams the two front paws into the gut of the drownded person and makes 'em fountain water out of their mouth?The reason I'm asking this is cuz you have to

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I seem to be stepping on toes around the blogosphere. I've done it inadvertently a couple of times in the past few days. Damn, I always feel bad because I KNOW the written medium sometimes doesn't translate well with sass, but I continue to do my thing. There are a lot of times I will read a comment from one of you guys and it makes me pause. Why? Cuz I'm just not sure of the "tone." Tessa

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I see all the pictures of those Muslim males "protesting" this and that and the other...don't any of 'em have JOBS?!? I'm talkin' all over the frikkin' WORLD these bastids are NOT working. How is that possible?

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I came across this in my online wanderings and I'm wondering if it is true. The 5 qualities of a "Hall of Fame Girlfriend" are:1. Independence makes her strong2. She gives you space and freedom3. She stays calm4. She's one of the guys5. Sex with her is always an adventureThen I followed a link to this and I must say, those things annoy me about women too!Oh geez, I'm gonna have to explore

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I found the video. Woot!! I'll cut youtube some slack this ONE time!!-----------------------------------------Ok, so I'm bored here at work and waiting for emails to come in. I start reading this Entertainment Weekly article about the Best High School Movies that were left off the previous list from like last week or something. I spot THIS movie. One of my all-time favorite movies. I have

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EWWW!!

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Oooooooooo, here's a even better quote that CNN didn't see fit to show us. Maybe that was what the ellipses were for!!"You infidels and despots, we will continue our jihad (holy war) and never stop until God avails us to chop your necks and raise the fluttering banner of monotheism, when God's rule is established governing all people and nations," said the statement by the Mujahedeen Shura

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I feel so badly for this girl. This is why so many young women are terrified to tell their parents about an unplanned pregnancy. I mean, most parents would not react in such a drastic way, but the overall disappointment is overwhelming for some girls. Why do you think they leave a newborn to die or kill it themselves?I always feel like we live in an enlightened time and then I see shit like that

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Nah, this ain't a pervy post. I did something to my finger months ago. I'm talkin' way back before April. It's been hurting in the middle knuckle and whenever there is any pressure on it from the pointer finger side, it hurts like a BITCH.Well, now I've noticed that the damn thing is a tiny bit crooked now. I think I may have broken it somehow, way back when, and it still hasn't healed. I

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I have never understood how people and nations think that appeasement will solve our problems with the radical islamofascists. You know, all the safety classes for women say that if a man grabs you and tries to take you elsewhere, fight for everything you've got because he's probably gonna kill you, so you're better off taking a chance by fighting where you are. Over the years I've read news

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Well, I really stayed offline most of the day. I got sucked into house stuff and tv. I rarely get involved in this weird shit, but damn, these last 2 or 3 hours of America's Top Model made me forget about everything but "WORK it, baby!" And next is that Celebrity Fit Club. There ain't nothin' so satisfying as watching fat celebrities bitch and moan about some of the hardcore workouts they

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And it's all SK's fault.I had too much wine, stayed up too late, got up too early, and I am soooo paying for all that shit now.I'm going back to bed.

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So, one of my all-time favorite Marines has a birthday coming up next month. Baby Bane will be one year older and hopefully one year wiser. Of course, his choice of friends, namely ME, does not reflect any wisdom, but we can hope for the future, can't we?Anyway, I've finally broken down and started a PayPal account so that I can collect donations to get him some gifts. I know of a few things

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Since my headache has abated somewhat, I guess I'll get dressed and mow the lawn. Other than that, I don't have much. I've read a bunch of news articles that astound me, like that crazyass woman who tried to hire someone to kill her boyfriend's "friend" on myspace, a dude who is so unwilling to part with his money he continues to stay in jail (or maybe he doesn't HAVE the money and he is being

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Last night I started to get a migraine and warded it off with sleep. About an hour after waking up, I started to feel the pain creep up on me again.So.This means I will be going BACK to bed soon and the lawn and library can wait.Ya'll have a great Saturday.

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So I'm driving home all happy girl. Got me 4 new pairs of panties. Woot! AND my daughter calls and tells me that her dad has her and he wants me to have time to go out and ride my motorcycle because I have to burn off this tank of gas. I've ridden so little this year it's actually the SAME tank of gas from last summer. I know, I suck ass. Anyway, I get near my home. Ok, picture this in

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Tasers didn't stop him?And THREE tranq darts?That's a serious hog.

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Ok, I'm putting it out there that on September 15, 2006, LL suggested that Survivor have the tribes split into FAR left liberals versus FAR right conservatives for next season. Then surprise them muthafuckers by making half the tribe of each group move over to the other side of the island.Let's see how THAT shit falls out.

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Not to be confused with TO SK. She said I need more Happy Bunny. I think these will do just fine. Because they basically address all them assholes out there that I'm irritated with.

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There are several definitions of the word, but I want to address this one:"...the behaviors and beliefs characteristic of a particular social, ethnic, or age group"So I have heard about the "race" divisions on Survivor. And I wonder if some of the issues that will occur will have to do with culture versus race. I don't watch the show, but I heard from my coworker that the Asian group has it's

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I read this stupid article and wanted to CHOKE THE EVER LOVIN' LIFE out of the writer. That last line does it for me:It's impossible to imagine how these long-term injuries affect the war wounded, their lives and the lives of their families. Forever.You dumbass muthafucker, why don't you ASK some of the recovering guys what the effects are? Hey, even better...since you are in Iraq and perhaps

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So Kat was kind enough to send me this link. And of course I thought the same thing that the writer pointed out. Mainly that it has taken 5 YEARS to get ONE Arab/Muslim's apology. How sad.I see this quote:And the threat is not from within, but from Islamic fascists who desperately want to destroy the freedom and opportunities that millions the world over still seek.And then I read this story

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So first we'll go with JR. He's got three related questions.So have you given your bike a name and if so what???Nah, I just call it my Sporty. And it is NOT SKY BLUE, as someone, I'm not sayin' names but his initials are JR, intimated!!You said you were too Loud when it came to sex and were not a member of the "Mile High Club"... Are you a member of the "Mile Ride Club" and take into account

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There is just something about the phrasing of the comments that cracks my ass up. So here are some good ones.

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So according to this article, it looks like you have until November 19th to put stuff on layaway, so get your Christmas lists done NOW and get crackin'!----------------------------------------------There was a time when my mom used layaway a LOT. Especially when me and my sister were very young. She could use it at the PX to buy us Christmas presents and school clothes. It was a major help to

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That's your sign you're gonna be getting in my pants. I get all squirmy and squishy and I'll glom myself onto you while making little yummy noises.Apparently, some girls use "lines" to let men know.Oh, and telling someone I'm not wearing any underwear is NOT a sign they are gonna "get some" cuz I just told SK that the other day.BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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That's potpourri for you French speakin' fools like me.Anyway, a few things.I was just out for a smoke and saw a bird try to brain itself against the sideview mirror on my car. Then flit off to another car and do the same thing. Reminds me of a certain political party where the members keep attacking stupidly, not recognizing themselves on the other side. I don't think I need to be too

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And I hope that soldiers will be at the top of the list for these items. Rich muthafuckers can just WAIT until our boys are outfitted first.

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Ok, first of all, I'm gonna update my sidebar with that sex toys party link so ya'll can find it if you need to.I'm also gonna do a little project for Baby Bane, but it's gonna have to wait until this weekend. His birthday is coming up and I got BIG PLANS.Thirdly, ummmm, I just wanted to share a picture. It's for the girls. ONLY for the girls. It's flat out a verrry nice pic of a piece of

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Remember us having that discussion before (I'm too lazy to find it somewhere in my archives) where we talked about that HPV vaccine?Oh man! Michigan FEMALE lawmakers have a lot of fuckin' NERVE. I bet you a million fuckin' dollars that they are PRO-FUCKIN'-CHOICE but now they are trying to make a LAW requiring girls going into the 6th grade to get that vaccine.Some women think because they get

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Bane never posted the story that this reminds me of. But let me tell you, I'm am laughing my fuckin' ASS off right now. Can you imagine seein' them birds falling outta the sky?Ok, not your kids witnessing that shit, but YOU. Wouldn't that make you fall over in laughter?

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